Run, Punt, Rrrip!

Today was our Run, Punt, Pass for the Jaycees. So far this year, every single of our event has rained. Today was the exception. Feeling hopeful for a good turnout I put on my Jaycees shirt and head for the field. It was a little breezy and cool but it was good to be outside. Several Jaycees show and the kids started coming to compete. Everything was going smoothly. I was helping out with the Punt section, spotting the ball and measuring for accurancy. When suddenly as I was checking for a measurement, RRRRRIP! My jeans tore right in-between my legs. I kinda laughed at it and didn't think anything of it. After a few more measurements, rip, rip, rip. The hole was getting bigger. I pointed out to Mike and Tiffany about the awareness of the jeans and they laughed at my expense. Go figure. So then I was getting this cool sensation breeze down there. Luckily we finished the competition in no time. I was able to go home and change into a more sturdier, newer pair of jeans. I guess I should have known better to wear a pair of jeans that I have had for almost half of my life!